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whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

*vigorously blogs when I should be sleeping*


Zelda:  Hey I just met you
Zelda:  And this is crazy
Zelda:  But I need you to save all of Hyrule
Zelda:  And I'm not even gonna bang you.
Link:  That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
Link:  Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?
Link:  Because it 's true

foxnewsofficial:

blvck-sun-whiite-sky:

foxnewsofficial:

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results

have fun buying food with them indie points though

i only hunt and gather

hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

And ghost shit everywhere

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

YES

cthulhu:

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Relatable my fellow anxiety stricken beings?

thecutestofthecute:

Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

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I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

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I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

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You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

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I’ll take 20

obsessive-ninja:

  • NOT
  • EVERYTHING
  • IS
  • ABOUT
  • SEXISM
  • OR
  • RACISM
  • OR
  • LGBTQ-PHOBIA
  • AND
  • SOMETIMES
  • THINGS
  • ARE
  • JUST
  • THINGS
  • AND
  • YOU
  • DON’T
  • NEED
  • TO
  • TURN
  • EVERYTHING
  • INTO
  • ARGUMENTS
  • FOR
  • EQUAL
  • RIGHTS