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When your food finally cools down

africant:

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me at the zoo:  where are the dragons
Anonymous: Do you swallow?

sassysquats:

Yeah….. Eating food would be pointless without swallowing?

homobot:

don’t mock people when they stutter (◕‿◕✿)

even in an argument because maybe they just can’t sort things out in their mind fast enough to say out loud (◕‿◕✿)

it doesn’t make you seem like you’re winning the argument (◕‿◕✿)

it just makes you an asshole (◡‿◡✿)

thedramaticsneeze:

ninichan1213:

cloak-wand-and-stone:

arandomfangirl:

uneducatedfuck:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like

“How did a milkshake manage to develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?”

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I lost it.

THAT FACE

HE’S SO STRESSED ABOUT THE BOYS

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

bestfunny:

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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shappeyhappy:

"never apply logic to Doctor Wh-"

nO MOTHERFUCKER I WANT A CERTAIN SOMEONE TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS SHITTY WRITING AND FOR TURNING MY FAVORITE SHOW INTO AN ILLOGICAL MASS FILLED WITH “IMPOSSIBLE GIRLS” AND “BLOCKBUSTER PLOTS”

teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

Oh gosh

My girlfriend is the best ever